I've combined famous funny quotes and different situations that are familiar to every electric scooter rider and I've called it Funny electric scooter quotes
Right now, things might become rough...
..and if you're getting mad quickly - skip this post.
However, if you're looking to have a good laugh - you're welcome!
So, I want to start with a good one!
"The best way to cheer yourself is to try to cheer someone else up."
And that's why I'm here. To cheer up electric scooter fans!
The truth is, everything is dangerous. And if you want to learn more about how to be safe on electric scooter, you can do it later!
But, right now, I'm here to cheer you up, and you're here to laugh hard.
Here's how I combined famous quotes with things that people are saying or thinking about electric scooters.
When you "kind of" hate electric scooters..
The best thing about the future is that it comes one day at a time. - Abraham Lincoln
When you hate electric scooters from the deep of your soul..
The only mystery in life is why the kamikaze pilots wore helmets. - Al McGuire
When you live in the country where electric scooter is not street legal..
All the things I really like to do are either immoral, illegal or fattening. – Alexander Woollcott
When you are saying that escooters are pretty dangerous in urban areas..
My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I’m right. - Ashleigh Brilliant
When you are dangerous escooter rider, yet that doesn't stop you from giving advice..
To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target. - Ashleigh Brilliant
When you're a businessman or woman but you love to commute on escooter to work..
We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public. - Bryan White
When you have an average electric scooter..
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac? – George Carlin
When you see that some douchebag escooter rider passed the red light..
Life is hard! It’s harder if you’re stupid. – John Wayne
When your girl founds out that you're planning to spend $3000 on electric scooter just for fun..
Ask me no questions, and I’ll tell you no lies. - Oliver Goldsmith
When you're thinking about upgrading your escooter to hit 60 mph..
There’s a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line. – Oscar Levant
When you came back from off-road ride after falling flat on your face 10 times..
I have learned from my mistakes, and I am sure I can repeat them exactly. – Peter Cook
When you love electric scooters and you're a nice person, but you hear some escooter haters talking s**t..
I’m sorry, if you were right, I’d agree with you. – Robin Williams
When you are smoothly coasting on your electric scooter to your work or school..
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? – Robin Williams
When you're getting new electric scooter but someone tells you that kick scooters are better..
It’s true hard work never killed anybody, but I figure, why take the chance? – Ronald Reagan
When someone tells you that you're riding your escooter dangerously..
I intend to live forever. So far, so good. - Steven Wright
When you try to execute the perfect electric scooter wheelie..
I have not failed. I’ve just found 10,000 ways that won’t work. – Thomas A. Edison
When you're trying to reach that hill riding weak electric scooter..
If you’re going through hell, keep going. – Winston Churchill
When you hit the ground after trying to execute wheelie and your friend is fussing you around..
Did you just fall? No, I was checking if gravity still works.
When it's raining and slippery out there but you love that and still having fun..
This suspense is terrible. I hope it will last. - Oscar Wilde
When you're surrounded by people who are telling you how electric scooters are bad..
I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me. - Fred Allen
And there we go!
That was list of 20 electric scooter quotes that I wanted to share with you to cheer you up!
As you can see these are hilarious and I bet you can relate to some of these...
I've found myself in at least 10 of these 🙂
Share with your best friend one of these and put a huge smile on their face!
Now, get back and pick one 🙂