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Right now, things might be rough with these funny scooter jokes...
..and if you getting mad easily — skip this post.
However, if you're looking to have a good laugh while reading funny riding quotes — you're welcome!
So, I want to start with a good one!
"The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer someone else up."
- Mark Twain -
And that's why I'm here. To use these funny sayings to cheer someone up!
Electric scooter fans to be precise!
The truth is, everything is dangerous. And if you want to learn more about how to be safe on an electric scooter, you can do it later!
But, right now, I'm here to cheer you up, and you're here to laugh hard.
Enjoy and share this with your best friend!
Famous Quotes Relevant to Electric Scooters
Here, I’ve combined famous quotes with things that people are saying or thinking about electric scooters.
Look at these cool and funny scooter ride quotes!
Or you can call these electric scooter puns.
Enjoy!
Scooter Funny Quote #1
When you "kind of" hate electric scooters..
"The best thing about the future is that it comes one day at a time." - Abraham Lincoln
Quote #2
When you hate electric scooters from the depth of your soul..
"The only mystery in life is why the kamikaze pilots wore helmets." - Al McGuire
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Quote #3
When you live in the country where an electric scooter is not street legal..
"All the things I really like to do are either immoral, illegal or fattening." – Alexander Woollcott
Quote #4
When you say that e-scooters are pretty dangerous in urban areas..
"My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I’m right." - Ashleigh Brilliant
Quote #5
When you are a dangerous e-scooter rider, yet that doesn't stop you from giving advice..
"To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target." - Ashleigh Brilliant
E-scooter Quote #6
When you're a businessman or woman but you love to commute to work on an e-scooter..
"We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public." - Bryan White
Quote #7
When you have an average electric scooter..
"Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?" – George Carlin
Quote #8
When you see that some douchebag e-scooter rider ran the red light..
"Life is hard! It’s harder if you’re stupid." – John Wayne
Quote #9
When your girl finds out that you're planning to spend $3,000 on electric scooter just for fun..
"Ask me no questions, and I’ll tell you no lies." - Oliver Goldsmith
Electric Scooter Quotes #10
When you're thinking about upgrading your e-scooter to hit 60 mph..
"There’s a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line." – Oscar Levant
Quote #11
When you came back from an off-road ride after falling flat on your face 10 times..
"I have learned from my mistakes, and I am sure I can repeat them exactly." – Peter Cook
Quote #12
When you love electric scooters and you're a nice person, but you hear some e-scooter haters talking s**t..
"I’m sorry, if you were right, I’d agree with you." – Robin Williams
Quote #13
When you are smoothly coasting on your electric scooter to work or school..
"Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?" – Robin Williams
Quote #14
When you're getting a new electric scooter but someone tells you that kick scooters are better..
"It’s true hard work never killed anybody, but I figure, why take the chance?" – Ronald Reagan
Quote #15
When someone tells you that you're riding your e-scooter dangerously..
"I intend to live forever. So far, so good." - Steven Wright
Quote #16
When you try to execute the perfect electric scooter wheelie..
"I have not failed. I’ve just found 10,000 ways that won’t work." – Thomas A. Edison
Quote #17
When you're trying to reach that hill riding a weak electric scooter..
"If you’re going through hell, keep going." – Winston Churchill
Quote #18
When you hit the ground after trying to execute a wheelie and your friend is fussing you around..
Did you just fall? No, I was checking if gravity still works.
Quote #19
When it's raining and slippery out there but you love it and are still having fun..
"This suspense is terrible. I hope it will last." - Oscar Wilde
Quote #20
When you're surrounded by people who are telling you how electric scooters are bad..
"I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me." - Fred Allen
Quote #21
When you’re honest with yourself..
“I bought an electric scooter in sixth grade. Bankrupted me.” – Zac Efron
Quote #22
When you’re on your Bird, but can’t fly over morons in the traffic that make it impossible to commute on an electric scooter…
“That awkward moment when you’re wearing Nikes and you can’t do it!” – Picture Quotes
Quote #23
When you get stuck in traffic with your car in rush hour instead using an e-scooter…
“I never make the same mistake twice. I make it five or six times, just to be sure” Picture Quotes from picturequotes.com
Quote #24
When you hear haters talk s**t about electric scooters..
“The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.” - Andy Rooney
Quote #25
When you see how much some scooters cost…
Starbucks says they are going to start putting religious quotes on cups. The very first one will say, "Jesus! This cup is expensive!” – Conan O’Brien
Quote #26
For those who are listening to pessimists talking about electric scooters and believe the nonsense…
“A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.” – Groucho Marx
Quote #27
When you find out that there is a scooter club in the area…
“I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.” – Groucho Marx
Quote #28
Realization after you buy a really expensive electric scooter…
“Why is there so much month left at the end of the money?” – John Barrymore
Quote #29
When your friends think that you’re a really crazy e-scooter fan who is boring because you talk about e-scooters all the time…
“I’m not for everyone. I’m barely for me.” – Marc Maron
E-scooter Quotes #30
When you’re planning to buy expensive and fast e-scooter, but you don’t have nearly enough cash…
“Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back.” – Oscar Wilde
Final Thoughts
And there we go! I hope you enjoyed!
Now, you can use these funny quotes to cheer someone up.
That was a list of 30 electric scooter quotes and funny scooter puns that I wanted to share with you to cheer you up!
As you can see, these are hilarious and I bet you can relate to some of these funny scooter quotes.
I've found myself in at least 10 of these 🙂
Share one of these with your best friend and put a huge smile on their face!
Now, go and pick one of these scooty quotes 🙂
